• The Tale of Custard the Dragon

    This is a poem my Grandfather use to recite to me… and I thought I would share it with you all – Hyper the Clown

    The Tale of Custard the Dragon

    By Ogden Nash 

    Art Lynn Munsinger

    Belinda lived in a little white house,

    With a little black kitten and a little gray mouse,

    And a little yellow dog and a little red wagon,

    And a realio, trulio, little pet dragon.

    Now the name of the little black kitten was Ink,

    And the little gray mouse,she called hum Blink,

    And the little yellow dog was sharp as Mustard,

    But the dragon was a coward, and she called him Custard.

    Custard the dragon had big sharp teeth,

    And spikes on top of him and scales underneath,

    Mouth like a fireplace, chimney for a nose,

    And realio, trulio daggers on his toes.

    Belinda was as brave as a barrel full of bears,

    And Ink and Blink chased lions down the stairs,

    Mustard was as brave as a tiger in a rage,

    But Custard cried for a nice safe cage.

    Belinda tickled him, she tickled him unmerciful,

    Ink, Blink and Mustard, they rudely called him Percival,

    They all sat laughing in the little red wagon,

    At the realio, trulio, cowardly dragon.

    Belinda giggled till she shook the house,

    and Blink said Weeck! which is giggling for a mouse,

    Ink and Mustard rudely asked his age,

    When Custard cried for a nice safe cage.

    Suddenly, suddenly they heard a nasty sound,

    And Mustard growled, and they all looked around.

    Meowch! cried Ink, and Ooh! cried Belinda,

    For there was a pirate, climbing in the winda.

    Pistol in his left hand, pistol in his right,

    And he held in his teeth a cutlass bright,

    His beard was black, one leg was wood;

    It was clear that the pirate meant no good.

    Belinda paled, and she cried Help! Help!

    But Mustard fled with a terrified yelp,

    Ink trickled down to the bottom of the household,

    And little mouse Blink strategically mouseholed.

    But up jumped Custard snorting like an engine,

    Clashed his tail like irons in a dungeon,

    With a clatter and a clank and a jangling squirm,

    He went at the pirate like a robin at a worm.

    The pirate gaped at Belinda’s dragon,

    And gulped some grog from his pocket flagon,

    He fired two bullets, but they didn’t hit,

    And Custard gobbled him, every bit.

    Belinda embraced him, Mustard licked him,

    No one mourned for his pirate victim.

    Ink and Blink in glee did gyrate

    Around the dragon that ate the pirate.

    But presently up spoke little dog Mustard,

    I’d been twice as brave if I hadn’t been flustered.

    And up spoke Ink and up spoke Blink,

    We’d have been three times as brave, we think,

    And Custard said, I quite agree

    That everybody is braver than me.

    Belinda still lives in her little white house,

    With her little black kitten and her little gray mouse,

    And her little yellow dog and her little red wagon,

    And her realio, trulio little pet dragon.

    Belinda is as brave as a barrel full of bears,

    And Ink and Blink chase lions down the stairs,

    Mustard is as brave as a tiger in a rage,

    But Custard keeps crying for a nice safe cage.

  • Help Hyper Competition!

    Hellooo party people!!

    Thank you for supporting my wee small business..
    In celebration of reaching 1000 followers, and after the excitement and success of the last competitions, I thought I’d run another super fun and VERY unique competition for you all!


    I always get asked if I can have a helper! Well here is your (or your little ones) chance to be my apprentice for a day!!!

    To be in the running you must:
    Be 6 years or older!
    Be available to help Hyper at the The Bump, Bub and Beyond Expo Darwin!!!!
    On the 24th of May 2015, between 8:30am – 11am!

    What do you get out if you WIN:
    *On the job training with Hyper the Clown!!
    *Your own Balloon Pump and your own balloons to go home and practice with!
    *Some super cool magic tricks to take home with to trick your family and friends!

    TO ENTER::
    ***Make sure you “like” Hyper the Clown ←- (that’s me!)
    ***Send in a photo through Hyper the Clown’s Facebook message option of the super doper clowny person who wants to win (with their creative clown name!!) 
    ****Once Hyper has uploaded your photo to her page: SHARE YOUR PHOTO… and spread the clown love and make your friends smile!!

    (If you are not on Facebook.. send in a picture to Hyper can upload it to Facebook)


    Competition Closes on the 10th of May and one lucky awesome winner will be drawn at random on Monday the 11th of May, 2015.

    Hyper the Clown, Facebook

    Competition Details for Hyper the Clowns Helper

  • Mother’s Day Mash in Palmerston!

    Hey there party peeps!!

    There is a lot of FREE activities and events happening around Darwin and Palmerston this month… THIS YEAR even!! I can’t wait to share them all with you! :)) Next week we have the Mother’s Day Mash!! This is for mothers or fathers… with 0-5 year olds!! There will be face painting, Jumping Castles, Obstacle Course, Arts and Crafts!! I will also be there doing Balloon Twisting and letting out the magician in me! :) Please come along and have some fun.. Its from 9:30 til 11:30am at the Palmerston Recreation Centre!! :))))

    See you there!!! <3

    -Hyper Zee Clown


    Mothers Day Mash Poster

    Mothers Day Mash

  • Free activities these school holidays!

    Hellooooo Party People!

    Every school holidays, I get hired to offer free activities around various venues in Darwin. I get lots of parents rock up.. and say.. “I didn’t know anything was going on these holidays!”. So I have decided to put all the free stuff together (That I know about) for you so you can have a super fantastic one week holiday full of free activities! :)

    School Holidays April 2015

     EASTER SATURDAY: (4th of April)

    DARWIN WATERFRONT: HUGEEEE event with lots of Free Stuff!! Face Painting, Balloons, Activities, Easter Bunny!!  (10-2pm)

    PALMERSTON WATER PARK: Making Easter Bunny Masks!

    BUNNINGS PALMERSTON: Petting Zoo from (10-11am)

    PALMERSTON SHOPPING CENTRE: ( I don’t know much about this.. you’ll have to pop down and check!)


    EASTER MONDAY (6th of April)

    LEAYNER RECREATION PARK: DJ KEV, Hyper the Clown, Yenz Face Painting (12-3pm)


    TUESDAY (7th of April)

    LEAYNER RECREATION PARK: Wild Things Animal Encounters (12-3pm)

    PALMERSTON WATER PARK:  Hyper the Clown (12 -3pm)

    CASUARINA LIBRARY: Face Painting and Body Art Workshop (2:30 – 4pm)


    WEDNESDAY (8th of April)

    LEAYNER RECREATION PARK: Meeeeee (12-3pm)

    GEORGE BROWN BOTANICAL GARDENS:  Free activities from 10 til 2.. See attached poster!


    KARAMA LIBARY: Movie (10am)

    DARWIN CITY LIBRARY: Face Painting and Body Art Workshop (2:30 – 4pm)

    FUN IN THE PARKS (see attached poster)


    THURSDAY: (9th of April)


    GEORGE BROWN BOTANICAL GARDENS:  Free activities from 10 til 2.. See attached poster!

    PALMERSTON WATER PARK: Games Corner in the Kiosk and  and Soccer with FFNT (1pm -3pm)

    CASUARINA LIBRARY: Face Painting and Body Art Workshop (2:30 – 4pm)


    FRIDAY (10th of April)

    LEAYNER RECREATION PARK: Jumping Castles (12-3pm)

    GEORGE BROWN BOTANICAL GARDENS:  Free activities from 10 til 2.. See attached poster!

    PALMERSTON WATER PARK:and Soccer with FFNT (1pm -3pm)

    CASUARINA LIBARY: Movie (2pm)

    FUN IN THE PARKS (see attached poster!) :)


    SATURDAY (11th of April)

    PALMERSTON WATER PARK:  Nemo Water Slide (12 -3pm) and Soccer with FFNT (1pm -3pm)


    SUNDAY (12th of April)

    Palmerston Sun Fun Run!


    Don’t forget you can visit beautiful places around Darwin for free!!

    -Berry Springs Nature Park -Nightcliff or Casuarina Beach, East Point Reserve- Litchfield Park & Buley Rockhole (If you want a road trip)

    Other activity ideas: (Which may cost $$)

    Aquascene, Crocodylis Park, KJS Entertainment (Laser Tag, Indoor Playground), Wave Pool, Zone 3, Planet TenPin, Crocosaurus Cove, movies, playshack,


    Whatever you do these school holidays.. I hope you have a great time!! <3



    Hyper the Clown Waterpark fun

    Hyper the Clown Botanical Fun


  • Clowning in India 2014

    Helloooo Guys!! :)

    This is an ABSOLUTELY amazing video that a beautiful lady made (who is currently working on a documentary for the trip) .. It shows all the ups and downs and in-betweens of humanitarian clowning :)))

    Happy Watching! :)