Before Hyper starts joking around with the Christmas jokes- If you or your child loves Hyper and would like to get a special Christmas card from her- please see the bottom of the page for more details!
What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
What illness can you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis
What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?
Whatever you want, he can’t hear you
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Merry Christmas.
Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?
Because he went down in History.
Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
“Mum, will there be snow this Christmas?” “No, but there’ll probably be rain dear”
Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer
What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas lunch?
Twerky!
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
What do you get if you combine Santa and a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
What do you call a elf that sings
A wrapper
What’s a librarian’s favourite Christmas song?
Silent night!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
He had no-body to go with.
What says ‘Oh Oh Oh’?
Santa walking backwards!
What do zombies eat with their Christmas dinner?
Grave-y.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Can you smell carrot?
What is Santa’s dogs name?
Santa Paws!
How do you know Santa is good at karate?
He has a black belt!
What type of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas.
What do you call a cat on Christmas Eve?
Sandy Claws.
How do you know Santa is good at karate?
He has a black belt!
Hyper will be performing her magic show at the BIGGEST FREE-EST Christmas event in Darwin.. “Christmas for Kids”!! The fun kicks off bright and early at 9am and finishes at 1pm- Its THIS Sunday 9th December 2018.
All activities are held in the air-conditioned comfort of Mararra Indoor Stadium. (out of the sticky, humid, hot Darwin weather!) So many activities for the kids to do- jumping castles, arts and craft, music, face painting, balloon sculptures, magic shows and live performances.
SPECIAL GUESTS:
The AMAZING Drumming Monkeys and Santa!
Best of all… it’s free
Christmas Card from Hyper
If you are going to the Christmas for Kids event on Sunday and you would like to recieve a christmas card from Hyper – you can come and pick it up from her at the event! – Please email her or facebook message her the your childs name (and a picture if you have seen her before.. So she can put a face to the name!) Cut-off time for personalised cards will be on Saturday 8th of Decemember at 3pm <3
